Hon2~~~

Assalamualaikum.

Yoooo, kembali lagi.
Alhamdulillah, sempat lagi tambah satu entri.
Huuuuu~~~

Bapak baru balik dari tgk wayang.
Layan cita Paranormal Activity 3 dgn In Time.
Back to back.
Tapi entri kalini takdak kena mengena pun dgn wayang tuu.
Iklan semata-mata.

Nak cita skit perangai pemandu2 kereta kat Malaysia ni.
Tak tau la kalau kat negara lain pun sama.
Tapi apa yg dpt bapak perati sepanjang pengalaman bapak memandu ni,
tangan pemandu kat Malaysia ni, terutamanya Penang,
cukup CEKAP, dan PANTAS.
Cekap dan pantas tekan HON.

HOOOONNNNNNN!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~
(walaupun bunyi sebenar agak berlainan)

Kena cilok? HON
Kena potong xbagi signal? HON
Org depan brek mengejut? HON
Lampu dh ijau, tp org depan belum jalan? HON
Kalau boleh tiap2 kesalahan org lain tu, nak hon jaa keja.
Bila bagi can suruh hon tujuh kali hari merdeka tak dengaq pulak~~~

Bukan nak melepaskan batuk di tangga.
Tapi agak2 la kalau nk hon tu.
Lalu tepi hospital pun nak hon, apa kes?
Hon tu dicipta nak bagi amaran, atau dgn kata lain, nak tegoq pemandu lain.
Tapi yg p salah guna nak lepas geram tu awat?
Kalau betoi nk tegoq, hon sekali dua dgn harkat pendek sudaahh.
Macam : Piip piip!
Cukup laa, sampai nak hentak butang hon tu sampai 6,7,8,9 harkat tu nk watpa?
Tunjuk marah?
Piigiidaaaaaaa~~~

Daripada duk latih otak tu suruh tekan hon bila jadi benda2 mcm tu,
baik latih otak tu suruh tgn dgn kaki buat tindak balas yg selamat.
Contoh laa, keta depan tiba2 brek kejut,
otak dah dok biasa suruh tekan hon, mmg hon dulu laa yg sampai.
Dari duk hon tu, latih laa kaki tu brek, tangan tu sedia nk belok, atau tarik handbrake kalau perlu.
Bayangkan 1 saat yang guna utk otak hantaq signal ke tgn utk hon tu,
boleh guna utk otak hantaq signal ke kaki dgn tgn utk selamat dri kemalangan.
Dah selamat nyawa manusia.

Hmmm, tu satu hal, org hon.
Org yg kena hon ni pulak lg satu hal.
(Ni termasuk bapak, hehe).
Bila kena hon tu jgn la cepat sgt nk maki hamun.

HOONNN~~!!
"Waklu, apehal nk hon2? Aku baru cilok sikit jee laa!!"

Amenda tah, nak cepat sgt naik angin.
Positive skit laa, org 'tegoq' jaa poonn.
Tak payah laa nk naik angin, sampai ada yg hon balik.
Silap2 kalau keta tu sebelah2 jaa, sanggup bukak tingkap tunjuk 'jari manusia'
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz~~~~~~~

Pengajaran :
Tukang Hon - ingat2 la hon tu untuk bg amaran jaa, setakat sekali dua beep tu ok laa.
Yang kena Hon - Positive sikit laahhhh

Sekian, Assalamualaikum.

Something to think about ~~

Assalamualaikum.

Haluuuuu.
Harini malas skit nk menaip.
So, yeah, I just wanna share with you kids, a blog that I think will be worth a read (maybe more).
Here you go.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Hi, just done reading a blog of an acquaintance of mine. As a Malay bumiputera and a MARA scholarship holder, I'm obliged to post a reply, so here goes. This is my opinion about her opinion. Be nice or just leave.

Based on what I learnt from the Biro Tatanegara camp, (a programme which is made compulsory for all sponsored students who are pursuing their degree studies abroad), what is fair is not always equal, and what is equal is not always fair. Confused already ? okay, let's break the two sentences down.

On top of all, fairness and equality are certainly not the same thing. Say, you got RM 25 for pocket money per week from your parents. Your brother also got the same amount as you. They give you both the exact sum of money even though you are 5 years older than your brother. Your parents are treating you equally. This is Equality.

Fairness, on the other hand is you give or take something based on your personal needs, not someone else's. Say, your mom bought an RM 50-XL top for you, and an RM 25-S top for

your bro. She is being fair, because the purchase is based on your personal need.

So, you see ? things don't always have to be equal so it's fair.

The same concept applies to the "unbalance quota system" for our scholarships, that seemed to "favour the bumiputra-s" or as the blogger said favour "those in their own circle" ??

*Feel free to click for a better view of the images

I can't see any injustice going on here, the current quota for scholarship is 55:45, and should be noted that the 55% is shared between Melayu, Bumiputera Sabah and Bumiputera Sarawak. You think 55% is enough to be shared by 53.3% (Melayu) and 11.8% (Asli) which total up to be 65.1% of the Malaysia population ?

One more thing I'd like you to do is to refer to Article 153 from the Federal Constitution before you start complaining. Owing to the fact that you said you still patronize this country of yours, I was wondering if you even know what is the Perlembagaan Persekutuan ? okay lah, since you barely speak Bahasa Malaysia la kan, Perlembagaan Persekutuan is the Federal Constitution which is also the supreme law of Malaysia. Have you ever came across 'Perkara 153' in it ? Article 153 I mean..Hmm, quite sure you don't have any idea about the content of Perkara 153. It's my pleasure to share with you what this article is all about. Perkara 153 grants the Yang di-Pertuan Agong responsibility for safeguarding the special position of the Malays (Melayu) and natives of any of the States of Sabah and Sarawak (peribumi) and the legitimate interests of other communities and goes on to specify ways to do this, such as establishing quotas for entry into the civil service, public scholarships, and public education.

Satisfied ? I know this is one of the most controversial articles which has been the source of controversy since the early days of Malaysia for it is considered to create unnecessary distinction between Malaysians of different ethnic backgrounds. For me, there's nothing wrong about this article. Statistics said it all. and again, please refer to Article 16 up to 19 to see what the govt. has done to you. Is this the way you show your gratitude ? And just as a friendly reminder, the 'ketuanan Melayu' is something that you can't just dispute about.

A little quotation from this site :

"Ketuanan Melayu ialah konsep perkauman yang mendakwa bahawa orang Melayu adalah tuan kepada Persekutuan Tanah Melayu (sekarang) Malaysia . Orang Cina dan India di Malaysia yang dianggap sebagai pendatang (yang dibawa masuk oleh British) disifatkan terhutang budi kepada orang Melayu kerana kesanggupan dan kesediaan orang Melayu menerima mereka sebagai warganegara Persekutuan Tanah Melayu (sekarang) Malaysia sebagai prasyarat British memberikan kemerdekaan kepada Persekutuan Tanah Melayu. Sebagai timbal balik kerana kesanggupan dan kesediaan apa yang disifatkan sebagai pengorbanan orang Melayu itu, perlembagaan memberi peruntukan khas kepada orang Melayu dalam bentuk hak istimewa dan ini dimaktubkan di dalam Perkara 153 Perlembagaan Persekutuan Tanah Melayu (sekarang) Malaysia). Persetujuan quid pro quo atau saling beri-memberi ini biasanya dipanggil Kontrak Sosial."

In a nutshell, sebagai menghargai kesanggupan orang Melayu berkorban menerima kaum asing sebagai warganegara Persekutuan Tanah Melayu, Sebagai timbal balik, perlembagaan memberi peruntukan khas kepada orang Melayu dalam bentuk hak istimewa di dalam Perkara 153, and this is called Kontrak Sosial.

So, if you wish to take away that hak istimewa which has been given to us, then sorry to say lah, then your kewarganegaraan has to be taken back as well la, baru fair kan ? You want justice ? so, this is it.

You may say I have nothing to protest because I'm a Melayu bumiputera whose right is being preserved ? haha, then which part of yours isn't protected ? Having this bumiputra status doesn't mean that the other races would be treated as second-class citizens. It's not like the Malays are the dominant group while non-Malays are forever outsiders. I utterly disapprove the way that blogger said "from their own circle" Others rights are still being preserved by the constitution. Everyone has been given equal opportunities to excel in whatever field they have chosen to embark in. Sigh.. I'm at loss for words, so disappointed. Tepuk dada, tanya selera.

Doodled by Intan at 11:44 PM 1 comments

Original link
http://lightsnglam.blogspot.com/2011/08/just-done-reading-blog-of-acquaintance.html

 Credits to the author, Intan Munirah.

The entry is about being fair vs. being equal.
It will probably be an issue at least once among you kids someday :)
Well, if you feel I'm being unfair or unequal to you guys, plese don't hesitate to complain anytime.
I expect you kids to be honest to me, at least honest to yourself.
That's all.
Have a good read :D

(Thinking of saving a copy of the entry, in case the author will delete the entry or her blog some time)

Assalamualaikum.

Kuih Favorite Bapak (^.^)

Assalamualaikum :)

Menulis lagi kali ini.
Tengok tajuk tuuu, haha.
Yup2, kuih feveret bapak.
Kuih yg tiap2 kali raya mesti kena ada.
Mesti buat punya laah.
Tak meriah raya kalau takdak kuih tuu.
Kuih gapo dio?
Hahaha, memperkenalkan~~~


Kuih Chocolate Oat

Sedaaaaaapppp~~~~
Tak igt bila first time mkn nii.
Tp confirm laa sejak kecik lg duk makan.
Ni resipi tok hangpa, hehe.
Asal resipi siapa xtau laa.
Tapi tok hangpa ada ejas2 sana sini skit resipi tu.
Tambah lg ramuan rahsia dia sendiri bg rangup.





Ranguuuupppp~~~
Lagi rangup lagi best kuih ni.
Asal kuih ni desserts org amerika kot.
Tapi depa buat style lembut.
Pencuci mulut laa katakan.
Tok hangpa reka2 buat jd cam chipsmore.
Ada cara dia bg rangup.



Nanti hgpa besaq2, bapak celen sorang2 buat kuih ni sendiri.
Tengok sapa dpt buat lg sedap.
Yang confirm bapak menang laa~~ huhuhu~~~
Bapak buat sendiri kot kuih nii~~
Dengan bantuan mak long hangpa~~

Nih Resipi

Ramuan

280gram tepung gandum

56gram serbuk koko

1 cawan oat

1 sudu teh (kot) esen vanila

1/2 sudu teh baking powder

170gram gula icing

170gram mentega (bukan nk promote planta yee)

2 biji kuning telur. putih telur asing utk salut oat

 Cara2nya~~

1. Ayak tepung gandum skali dgn serbuk koko dalam satu bekas. Jgn lupa buh baking powder skali

2.Bubuh mentega dgn gula aising dlm mayang, pukoi sampai gebu. Ikut laa nk pakai mesin kaa tgn. Bapak bantai pakai tangan jaaa. Mesin tak penah beli.

3. Agak2 dah gebu tu, boh masuk kuning teloq. Sambung pukoi

4. Bubuh esen vanila skit, bg hilang bau teloq. Buh sekali 2 sudu besaq ayaq ais (ramuan rahsia utk kerangupan)

5. Elok nmpak putih2 jaa menda kt dlm mayang tuu, boh masuk tepung+koko yang diayak td.

6. Boh tepung tuu sikit2, pelan2. Jgn boh gedebuk satu besen. Kalau pakai tgn mmg sakit la nk pukoi. Adunan makin keras. Xtau la pulak mesin sampai tahap ni bleh pukoi lg dak. Takut rosak lak mesin.

7. Agak2 dah keras sgt takleh pukoi pakai senduk, adun pakai tgn, uli2 skit. Tok hangpa pesan jgn uli pakai tapak tgn, pakai ujung jari jaa (cam iklan shampoo lak).

8. Dah abeh semua tepung, boh laa kacang kisaq. Boh laa apa jenis kacang hangpa rasa sedap. Janji kisaq, kalau tak nanti susah nk 'bebolakan'.

9. Dah puas menguli mengadun, amek secubit dua adunan tu, gentel2 jd bola, celup dlm putih teloq, pastu gaul dgn oat. Baru buh kt dlm tray utk bakaq.

10. Susun elok2 lawa2 kt dlm tray. Jgn rapat2 sgt. Boh dlm oven. Tgu siap bakaq jaa laa. Bila oat nampak kuning2 tuu dah bleh angkat bwk kluaq dah laa kuih tu, dh kira masak siap laaa.

Siap~~~~
Senangkan?~~~
Huuuu, apa lagi?
Cabaran bermula~~~
Selamat Mencoba~~~

Assalamualaikum :D

Rumah Tokwan Hangpa~~

 Assalamualaikum :D

Yooo anak2 ku.
Hehe, lama tak update, sebok (pemalas).
Hmmm, kali ni nk cita pasai rumah tokwan hangpa.
Bakal kampung hangpa semua jugak.
On the way nak siap.
Bila ntah start buat?
Agak2 awai tahun ni jugak laa start letak tanah.
Nak mendap tanah yg lambat skit.
Habeh part mendap tanah tu sat ja rumah naik.
Tapi tak siap lagi laaa.
Ada kot dekat 3 4 bulan start naik rumah pas mendap tanah tu.

Rumah ni design tokwan hangpa sendiri buat.
Dengan approval tok hangpa (tokwan takot tok tak setuju design, hahaha).

Shot dari pagaq kawasan rumah. Yang pagaq hitam tepi tu kebun cabai.

Shot dari tepi kebun cabai

Gambaq2 yang first ni amek masa lepas sebulan start buat.
Kat2 ujung bulan tujuh jugak la amek gambaq ni.
Biasa la skali skala balik tengok.
Sebok dgn kuliah jaa slalu, x dpt la nk tlg penaik skali rumah ni.
Boleh tahan besaq gak la rumah tokwan hangpa ni.
Sampai ada org kata, 'tukaq atap genting jaa dah kira rumah dato' la rumah ni'.
Nanti hangpa cuti raya balik kampung duk rumah ni laa, hohoho.

Yang ni gambaq pokok cabai tokwan dgn pak njang hangpa.

Ni laa usaha tokwan hangpa nk cari rezeki lepas pencen.

Gambaq ni yg time first sekali mai tgk pokok2 ni.

Baru kecik2 semua.

comei2 semua

boleh kira lagi brapa byk yg duk tumbuh

macam ulam pun ada

 

Ni laa rupa kebun cabai mula2

Pembancuh simen (sekadar hiasan)

Camtu la bapak duk p tengok2 jaa.

Takleh nk tlg buat pun.

Tak reti.

Tolong tokwan dgn tok duk cangkoi tanah jaa.

Ok laah tu dari tak wat apa kan?

Balik kuliah, tup2 dah nk raya pulak.

Balik kampung lg sekali.

Tgk rumah tokwan hangpa lagi.

Ni gambaq time2 dekat raya tuuu.

Dah siap cat putih layer dlm. Nampak lebih menyerlah~~

 Ni kebun cabai time sebelum raya tuu.

Dah besaq kan?

besaq panjang dh semua. baru sebulan

Kebun dah diperluas, time ni ada kat 50 lebih kot pokok cabai

Lek2 lu, belum abeh g.

Ada lagi.

Ni gambaq latest.

Baru shot semalam, masa hantaq tok hangpa pi kampung.

Hot from the oven.

Uit, cam ada kaler jaa? Ushar dekat skit jom.

UUUiiiii, kaler ungu~~ Cambest jaaa~~

Hoho, lawa dak? Ni kaler luaq laa. Dalam macam2 kaler lg. Tp belum cat.

 

Nii haa, kebun cabai. Tekejut? Hahaha, dah banyak, siap sistem ayaq n baja pakai suis lagi.

Semalam tengok rumah tu, belah dapoq dh siap tile.

Lampu2 dah pasang siap semua.

Yang lain belom lg.

Toilet semua tengah pasang.

Lantai rumah tak siap lagi.

Sink dapoq dah siap, dengan tile lawa, lupa nk amek gambaq.

Kebun cabai lak dah menggunakan sepenuh tanah yang diperuntukkan, haha.

Ada dua tiga bijik dah masak.

Tokwan hangpa cakap, harga cabai pun dok naik, time ni RM17 sekilo.

Boleh tahan jugak laa.

Teringat lagi tokwan hangpa buat kira2 bisnes cabai.

Dia ckp untung bersih dalam RM6000 sebulan, kalau menjadi dan laku.

Tu baru kebun cabai.

Tokwan hangpa ada ladang kelapa sawit lagi.

Tapi dia upah org la manage.

Tak larat laa nk manage sendiri.

Jauh lgpun.

Hmmm, takat tu jaa laa kot utk tajuk post ni.

Bapak tgh cuti panjang ni.

Insyaallah update sekerap mungkin.

Tengah cari kerja part time nk cari duit poket.

Wokeh, gerak dulu, jom.

Assalamualaikum :D