Attention Deficit Disorder Syndrome (ADDS)

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Attention Deficit Disorder Syndrome (ADDS)

The symptoms and manifestatios of ADDS:

Today's nice, sunny day. Great day to get lots of things accomplished. One of the first things I'd like to do is wash my car.

I go outside and start fixing the hose. Suddenly, I remember that there is some mail sitting on my living room table, so I decide it's best to go back in and check the mail first, in case there are some important bills due.

I enter the living room, and put my car keys on the table. Then I start sorting the junk mail from the bills. As I put the junk mail directly into the wastebasket under the table, I notice that the basket is full. I figure I'd better take the trash out this time since I'm going out to wash my car anyway.

As I put the bills back on the table, I realise that it's actually better to see the bills first in case I forget to pay them later. So I take my cheque book from my drawer. However, I find that there is only one cheque leaf left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study.

I head straight to my study. There I find the cup of kopi-o I had been drinking earlier. Because I need to look for my cheque book, I push the cup of kopi-o aside so I won't knock it over accidentally. As I touch the cup, I realise the kopi-o is cold, so I decide I had better put it in the microwave to reheat it.

As I head towards the kitchen with my cup of kopi-o, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye. The flowers look like they need watering, so I put the cup of kopi-o down on the counter, and there I find my pair of reading glasses that I have been searching for all morning. I decide I had better put my reading glasses back on my desk. But before I forget, I had better water the flowers before they wilt.

So I put the reading glasses back on the counter, and while I fill a container with water, I suddenly spot the TV remote - someone must have left it on the kitchen table. I realise that tonight when we watch TV, we will be looking high and low for that remot and no one will ever remember it's on the kitchen table - it's just not intuitive - so I had better put it back in the place where it belongs. But first, I must water the flowers before they wilt.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. I quickly put the remote back down on the table, get some rags and wipe up the spill. Then I head back to the living room, trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day, the car has not been washed, the bills not paid, there is a cold cup of kopi-o sitting on the counter, the flowers have not been watered, there is still only one cheque leaf in my cheque book, I can't find the remote nor my reading glasses, and I just can't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really puzzled because I have been busy all day long, and I'd better get some help.

But first, let me go check my e-mail!


Cita ni bapak petik dari sebuah buku bertajuk "Laughter, the Best Malaysian".
Ditulis oleh David Tong, diterbitkan oleh therightconnection Limited.
Buku ni memang tak boleh tahan lah lawak dia.
Tak boleh tahan nak gelak, kekeke.
Lagi2 kalau paham bahasa inggeris.
Bapak cuba simpan untuk hangpa baca nanti.

Tapi bapak tulis cita ni bukan nk promo buku ni.
Taaakkkk.
Bapak saja petik cita ni khas sbb bapak pun kena sindrom yg sama mcm dlm cita ni.
Hangpa boleh laa google kaa cari kt wikipedia pasai sindrom ni.
Memang ada, tp nama lain skit kot.
ADHD kot, pi search sendiri, toksah dok tgu bapak suap semua kt sini.

Kalau baca kat wiki tu banyak lah kesan2 sindrom ni.
Tapi bapak copy paste satu kt sini sbb yg ni sgt2 kena mengena dgn bapak.

'Be easily distracted, miss details, forget things, and frequently switch from one activity to another'

Kemungkinan hangpa pun akan mewarisi benda ni.

Jadi, maafkanlah bapak yang tak mampu mengubah takdir ni :P

Ayat yang bapak hitamkan tu selalu jadi kt bapak, macam dlm cita kt atas tu.

Kes bapak mcm ni bunyinya :

Satu malam tu, bapak macam biasa dok kat depan pc buat rutin harian.

Online, chat, baca manga, baca blog, main game.

Tiba2 Mak Lang hangpa telepon rumah, suruh amek dia nk balik keja.

Bapak pun bersiap lah pakai baju seluaq semua leklok.

Amek kunci keta, pegang kt tgn sebelah kiri.

Lepaih tu Tok hangpa bgtau kata bapak pakai baju terbalik.

Bapak pun kata "Ok, nk pi minum ayaq sat.Lepaih minum baru kalih baju".

Bapak pi laa dapoq sat nak minum ayaq.

(dah jadi tabiat nak buat apa pun mesti nk minum ayaq punya)

Amek cawan plastik satu, bawak pi kat jag ayaq masak.

Letak cawan kt tepi, pegang jag pulak.

Baru nak tuang, tiba2 handset bunyi, sms masuk.

Bapak letak jag ayaq tu, nak baca sms.

Baca2 sms, kwn kata apa xtau, xigt dh.

Tapi kira penting jugak la nk kena reply.

Baru nak start mengarang sms, Tok hangpa sound.

"Hang ni dok buat lambat apa lagi?! Hang bukan xtau kak hang tu tak suka tgu lama2. Satni balik dia buat muka pulak"

Teruih bapak close message, kelam kabut pi kat pintu nak pakai selipar.

Paihtu Tokwan hangpa pulak tanya, "Kunci keta bawak dak?"

Bapak masuk balik rumah cari kunci keta.

Cari laa kt tempat kunci tak jumpak.

Masuk bilik cari tak jumpak.

Cari kat kerusi pun takdak.

Cari pulak kat meja makan.

Takdak jugak.

Lama jugak laa cari tu sampai Tok hangpa cakap,

"Hang dok cari apa?"

Bapak dgn sora agak kelam kabut cakap,

"Cari kunci keta laa mak oiii, nak amek akak kan??"

Tok hangpa jawab,

"Tuuu, kat tgn hang tu pabenda? Tangkai nak tolak jin?"

 

 

Time tu laa bapak baru sedaq dok pegang kunci keta dari awai tadi lagi tak lepaih2.

Punya dok pi cari seluruh rumah.

Lepaih tu bapak teruih pi amek Mak Lang hangpa, sbb dh lambat sgt.

Dgn baju bapak takdan kalih, ayaq pun tak sempat minum, jag dgn cawan dok ada ataih meja.

Yang paling kesian tu kawan bapak tu.

Hari esok nyaa tu baru bapak teringat nak reply sms dia.

Tapi, sbb dia dh rapat dgn bapak, dia pun tak kesah sgt.

Tak penah lg laa dia amek hati dgn bapak pasai benda2 mcm ni.

Benda2 lain pun rasanya belum penah dia nak touching2 dgn bapak.

Taktau la kalau kat belakang bapak dia dok pikiaq macam2, kata macam2.

Tapi takpa, sbb bila bapak dh rapat dgn org tu, susah la bapak nak percaya depa buat benda2 mcm tu.

Kecuali lah bapak nampak bukti depan mata macam........

OK, lupakan.

 

Hahaha, bukan sekali ni jaa.

Banyak kali dah benda ni jadi.

Dan rasanya bukan kwn bapak yang sorang tu jaa kena.

Ada lagi kwn yang lain pun bapak terlupa reply sms.

Ada yg sorang tu sampai dekat sminggu jugak laa, baru bapak reply.

Tu pun sbb tgh baca2 balik sms, sbb nak delete nk clear inbox.

Rasa bersalah mmg ada laaa.

Yang bapak igt, bapak mintak maaf.

Tapi sbb depa kawan kan, depa pun cm tarak paa lah camtu.

Senang hati dpt kwn macam ni.

Tak bertimbun sgt rasa bersalah bila depa cakap ok.

 

Rasanya ada jugak yg bapak tak pernah reply langsung sms.

Satu sebab rasa mcm dh lama sangat, depa pun dh lupa kot.

Satu lg sebab dh terdelete. Hahaha.

Tak dapek nak buat apa lah bila dh terdelete.

Mungkin ada lagi benda2 selain sms yang bapak tak igt.

Taktau lah, dah benda tak igt, nk cakap benda apa pun xtau.

Harap2 takdak kena mengena dgn kawan2 lah.

Kalau ada kena mengena harap2 depa peringat lah.

Boleh mintak maaf siap2 kalau depa peringat.

Kalau tak peringat mintak2 depa jangan kata bukan2 kat bapak sudahlah.

OK lah, lain kali cerita lagi.

Assalamualaikum.